Chants Directed Toward the Opposing Goaltender:

1. There's a hole in your goalie (team name), (team name), There's a hole in your goalie, (team name) a hole. You suck as a goalie, Dear (goalies name), Dear (goalies name); You suck as a goalie, Dear (goalies name) you suck {to the tune of "There's a hole in the Bucket"}

2. Hey (goalies name), good thing your not a condom, you let everything go through.

3. Hey (goalies name), you're just like a hooker, you're good for 5 minutes and then you suck

4. Hey (goalies name), you're just like a tampon, you're only good for one period

5. Hey (goalies name), you have more holes than (schools name) has sluts.

6. Chant goalies name repeatedly, followed by the yelling of the word "Sucks"

7. (Goalies name) is a great big sieve, great big sieve, great big sieve, (Goalies name) is a great big sieve he lets the puck go by {to the tune of "Mary Had A Little Lamb"}

8. Hey (Goalies name), your like a windmill, you only move when you're getting blown

Chants Directed Toward the Officials:

1. The refs out to lunch, the refs out to lunch Eat me ref, eat me ref, munch, munch, munch

2. Nuts and bolts, nuts and bolts, we got screwed

3. Referee, Referee, short and stout; Find your head and pull it out